1. An orgasm
2. Attention
3. $50,000
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why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made
because barbie movies slap next question
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Keep that 2014 energy away from me
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I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr
MEAT WITHOUT FEET
this got more attention than I thought it would
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This is the greatest video ever posted on the internet
Fun Fact: Kittens learn to hunt their prey using their mother’s tail. This is so cute cause this tail is a lot faster than a cat’s tail but the kitten is doing their best. ❤🐈
Cute :)
So what I’m hearing is that training with a dog is going to turn this cat into the APEX PREDATOR
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nobody ever sends me random asks anymore so i just sit here blogging alone like
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hoooo
BITCH
yeayus
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Wowoowow I am falling
It wasn’t meant to be. You’re not missing out. Your life has different plans for you.
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Energy
:( all I want
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DADDY LONG LEGS, Merry Christmas Eve
I just want long hair and to be adored like the diety that I am.